Freed From Desire
You don’t get much in this life for free, or so they say. They also say that you get what you pay for. Whoever “they” are that is.
Anyway, I’ve developed a morbid fascination with the whoopsie aisle at Asda. I’ve never worked out whether it is because we, as a country are in a sad state of affairs, or people just like a bargain but there’s always a scrum of people hanging around waiting for the next cheap deal.
Personally, I’m not on the breadline but neither am I a millionaire, still waiting for the book to go global, six years […]

Welcome to Wigan – undisputed pie capital of the world! Maybe it is disputed though?
Looking for a literary treat for the pie lover in your life? Well, look no further as “Life of Pies” can fulfil your needs….
At least I’ve finally got the answer to a question posed right at the beginning of Life of Pies, namely – when a pie shop sells a small and large meat and potato pie, why on earth would anyone order a small one?
LIFE OF PIES IS ON SALE NOW
Good game! Good game! As a wig wearing light entertainment host might say. But what is good game. Indeed what is game? Why is it called game? It’s a bit of a silly name really isn’t it?
100 DAYS OF PIE: THE FIRST ENTRY. NB THE BOOK IS NOW AVAILABLE
The significance of the number 97 has nothing to do with quantity of pie consumption I’m afraid it is a simple tally as to how many advance copies of Life of Pies have been already pre-ordered by some wonderful people.
Yes, you can; because sometimes it’s perfectly self explanatory. I’ve spent several weeks poring over the various ideas, thoughts and combinations before getting to this stage and it’s safe to say that I’m delighted with the outcome.
April 2012
And it is doing (sort of)….
Horsey horsey So finally, after eating twice the number of pies I had originally planned I bring my mission to a close.
Unlike Mariah Carey, all I want for Christmas is to go to Newcastle. It is my last port of call before shutting down the book. I have it all planned out with military precision exactly where I need to go and what I will have at what time. Alas, I’ve been unable to find a day to do it in so I consoled myself last night with a beer or two in the German Christmas […]